I AM THE "WAMU"

BANZAI7 NEWS--JPMorgan Chase said this week that it had completed a $140 million conversion of its former Washington Mutual bank branches in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York and was steaming full speed ahead in other parts of the country.



I AM THE WaMu
(I am the Walrus, the Beatles)
WilliamBanzai7

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like hedge fund bums from a CDO gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a write down, waiting for the FDIC man to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Thursday.
Man, you been a naughty bank, you let your loans go wrong.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the WaMu,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister FED man sitting
Pretty little FED policement in a row.
See how they fly like Bailouts in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

Subprime mortgage mustard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker Dick Fuld, pornographic Greenspan,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your risk control knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the WaMu,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an Seattle garden waiting for the TARP bailout dough to come.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the Seattle rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the WaMu,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert derivative choked traders,
Don't you think the market joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like asset backed jackasses in a quantitative sty, see how they trade.
I'm crying.

Semolina mortgage Pilchard, climbing up the corporate Tower.
Ignoramus investor penguins singing Hare Krishna finance.
Man, you should have seen them DC whores kicking Paulson and Bernanke down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the WaMu,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)
Everybody hocked up, every body hocked up....