Fresh off her successful campaign to save seniors from "Death Panels", Sarah Palin has commenced a campaign to rid the health care system of another scourge, "Penisillin". Said Palin, "I don't think any true American can be happy with the preverse idea that penis' are being used for medicinal purposes. Any-no-how, there's nothing that a bottle of Wild Turkey or gin can't cure for this old gal." Palin has also accused Democrats of inventing Swine Flu for political motives.
Too bad that penisillin stuff won't rid us of Palin in 4 hours.
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