Wednesday, August 5, 2009

We're In the Money

BANZAI7 NEWS--It was just three months ago that Goldman Sachs, the investment bank run by Lloyd C. Blankfein, disclosed that it had 34 days in the first quarter during which it generated more than $100 million in trading revenue.

Well, the second quarter was even better: In that period, Goldman had no less than 46 $100-million-plus trading days, according to a new regulatory filing.



WE'RE IN THE MONEY (In Blankfein We Trust)
(Lyrics by WilliamBanzai7)

Sing along: http://www.clipser.com/watch_video/66416

Gone are our bailout blues,
And gone are our comp cap fears;
I've got good news
To shout in your ears.
The Goldman dollar has come back to the fold,
With Goldman's swindles you can turn your dreams to bailout Gold.

We're in the money,
We're in the money;
We've got enough taxpayer dough to go long long long!
We're in the money,
The sky is sunny;
Oh toxic subprime depression, you are through,
You done us wrong!

Well you'll never see a headline
'Bout toxic turds, today,
And when we see the Benny, Barney and Timmy,
We can poke those guys right in the eye .

We're in the money
Come on, its fun fun funny
Let's spend it, not lend it,
Send our dice rolling around!

We're in the money,
We're in the money;
We've got bailed from AIG's garbage pail and that's what it takes to get along!
We're in the money,
The sky is sunny;
Oh toxic subprime depression, you are through,
You done us wrong!

We never see a headline
'Bout toxic asset turds today,
And when we see those Fed schmos,
We can poke those guys right in the eye.
Poke those guys right in the eye-
Poke those guys right in the eye-

We're in the money
Come on, me pinstriped homeys
Let's spend it, not lend it, then send it far away-
Let's spend it, not lend it, then send it far away
Rolling, rolling-
Rolling around!

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