CITIGROUP BITES THE DUST
(Another One Bites the Dust, Queen)
WilliamBanzai7

Rubin, Pandit, Weil and Prince walk warily down the street,
With their brims pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of their slippery conniving feet,
Fed machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bust up bullets rip
To the sound of the bailout beat
Chorus

Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
Another universal bank gone, and another one gone
Citigroup bites the dust
Hey, their gonna get you too
Citigroup bites the dust

How do you think we're going to get along,
Without you, when you're gone
You took us for everything that we had,
And kicked us in the financial groin

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the market heat
Out of the doorway the bust up bullets rip
To the sound of the bailout beat
Chorus

Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can screw a man
And bring his net worth to the ground
You can cheat him
You can fleece him
You can feed him toxic financial garbage and leave him
When its time to mark em down
But we're ready, yes we're ready for you
We're standing on our own two feet
Out of the doorway the bust up bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the bailout beat