OH "B of A" FLOAT AWAY
(Oh Shenandoah)
WilliamBanzai7

Oh B of A,
Your Board's retarded,
Float away as your shareholders quiver,
Oh B of A,
Your CEO has screwed you,
Away, your market caps bound away
'Cross the wide Merrill Level III divide.

Oh B of A,
Your market cred's been slaughtered,
Squandered away as your Board twittered,
They'll take her 'cross
The rollin' bailout river,
Away, your bound away
'Crossing Paulsen's rolling TARP highwater line.

'Tis been just one Q,
Since Merrill bent you over,
And on that day
You thought you could win by being bigger,
But your shareholder returns,
Began their downward spiral,
Sucked away, sucked away
In the Bear market's fury.

Oh B of A,
Sorry but we have to leave you.
Away you inept Magilla,
Oh B oa A,
We've all been deceived by you.
Now we're bound away
To escape another sorry mismanaged Mega Bank story.