Tuesday, August 25, 2009

HAVE SOME MORE HAGGIS


BANZAI7 NEWS--Scotland’s biggest police force appeared to cast doubt last night on a key part of the explanation given by the country’s Justice Secretary Kenny MacAsshole for freeing the Lockerbie bomber.

Strathclyde Police said that it was not asked if it could manage the security implications of transferring Abdouche Baset Ali al-Migraine from prison to a secure castle in Scotland. The force said that, if asked, it would have provided appropriate personnel.

In a statement to The Times, the force appeared to contradict Kenny MacAsshole. Abdouche Migraine is said to be suffering from an enlarged haggis and has six months to live. What a pisser.

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