Wednesday, July 22, 2009


BANZAI7 VICE--Something fishy's going on in Miami, and police and Florida wildlife officials said they're trying to get to the bottom of it.

After a short ride on Miami's elevated Metromover train, a dead shark turned up in the middle of the street, in the middle of the city, in the middle of the night, police said.

Police were called about 9 p.m. Tuesday and found the 5-foot-long nurse shark lying on Fifth Avenue in Miami's Overtown section. How the shark got there -- and why -- is the subject of an ongoing investigation.

Explanation: If you change the word "shark" to "lawyer" or "investment banker", the story makes perfect sense.

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