BANZAI7 NEWS--North Korea's reclusive dictator Kim Jong-il has been diagnosed with life-threatening pancreatic cancer, a South Korean TV station reported Monday.
The report cited unnamed South Korean and Chinese intelligence officials as saying Dear Liberace has less than 5 years to live. Unconfirmed reports indicate Dear Liberace is planning to create the ultimate FWMD by uploading his brain to Goldman Smith's program trading main frame. A special team of North Korean scientists has been studying the technologies that enabled Hitler's brains to survive until 1987.
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UPDATE: What do Michael Jackson and Albert Einstein have in common...besides pure genius? Both their brains are in a glass jar—at least for the time being.
The Los Angeles County Coroner's Office says it's holding onto a section of the late King of Pop's brain as part of its investigation into how he died.
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