Monday, December 14, 2009

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL TARP FAT CATS!

BANZAI7 NEWS--On Monday, President ObamPusscat is to meet with the Fat Cat chiefs of the nation’s biggest banks at a festive pre-holiday luncheon to congratulate them all on repaying their TARP bailout loans just in time for the Christmas bonus season kick off.

ObamPusscat will also beseech them to help speed the economic recovery by providing more loans,  sardines, mortgage modifications and tuna fish to small businesses and homeowners.

"Oh pretty please with a cherry on top!"


ObamPusscat will be flanked by members of his crack economic team including Tim "The Iron Negotiator" Geithner




and members of the Committee to Save the World of Wall Street.



In the afternoon, Obama will welcome President Michel Suleiman of Lebanon to the White House whom he hopes will share pointers on the Lebanese economic miracle.

Update: Lloyd Blankfein, John Mack and Dick Parsons will not be attending the celebration due to inclement weather. Preeeeeetty please!!!!


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