MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR LIBERACE

BANZAI7 EXCLUSIVE--President Obama wrote a personal letter to North Korean leader Kim Jong Il ("Dear Liberace") that a U.S. envoy delivered, a senior U.S. official said Wednesday.

The official declined to be identified because of the sensitivity of the issue.

A copy of the secret letter has been obtained from confidential Banzai7 sources:



Dear "Dear Liberace":

I recognise you are So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There`s no one
Just you onry
Sitting on your rittle throne
You work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes you serirousry

And so ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre you

There`s nobody
You can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It`s kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it`s fihring your body with rage

  You work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When you rure the world maybe they`rr notice you
But untir then y`rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre you
  So ronery
  So ronery

I understand your roneryness,
Please accept this humbr gift

Merry Christmas from  Barack Obama