GREENSPAN REARS HIS UGLY HEAD FOR CHRISTMAS

BANZAI7 NEWS--The notion that President Obama should appoint a special commission on ways to reduce the yawning budget deficit is getting a big-name boost: Alan Greenspan.  Greenspan said in prepared testimony the threat to U.S. fiscal stability is larger than ever, mostly because of rising medical costs.

WB7 Says: The threat to U.S. fiscal stability is larger than ever, mostly because of Alan Greenspan.


GREENSPAN GOT RUN OVER BY A BAILOUT REINDEER
(Grandma/Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
WilliamBanzai7

Chorus: Greenspan got run over by a bailout reindeer
Walking home from a CITI ATM Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha
As for the Wall Street banks and hedge funds they believe

He'd been drinking too much free market egg nog
So its best he had to go
But he wrote a book full of financial flim flam
Defiant as he was, he said financial WMDs, "Hell, no!"
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There was a note stuck to his forehead
It said, "Give us all our bail out dollars back!"
(repeat chorus)
Now we're all so proud of Bush and Paulsen
They've been taking this so well
See them in the Oval office
Knowing that global markets are all shot to Hell
It's not Christmas without Greenspan
No free toasters and synthetic asset backeds
And we just can't help but wonder
Can we go bomb Osama Bin Laden with CDSs in a sneak attack?
(repeat chorus)
Now a Detroit bailout's on the table
See Rick Wagoneer dance a jig (Ah!)
And the silver and blue Humvees
That would have matched the hairs in Greenspan's wig
You should warn all your friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should not be marketing SUVs and mortgage backed securiities
Made of stuff you can't even insure at AIG!
(repeat chorus)