BANZAI7 NEWS--Copenhagen's (aka-Groppenhagen) city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging "COPULATION15" (COP15) CLIMAX Change conference guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.
"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.
Groppenhagen prostitutes up in arms, said that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their (COP)ULATION15 identity card.
In response to the special offer, Tiger Woods has announced his appointment to act as Special Ombudsman for COP15.
In response to Tiger's appointment, Tiger's wife has sent the following post card message to all hotels in Groppenhagen:
"Dear hotel owner, I would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between Tiger Woods, night club hostesses and prostitutes."
Viagra has also announced a special "Be Sustainable" ad campaign for COPULATION15. As previously reported, Country delegates will be awarded special bonus points ("PoPs") for submitting additional greenhouse gas reduction targets ("FaRTS"). "The Viagra campaign is intended to enable delegates to get more PoPs for their FaRTs."
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