Thursday, December 3, 2009

BERNANKE SONG

BANZAI7 NEWS--Federal Reserve board chairman Ben Bernanke said he did not see any asset bubbles emerging in the United States. "We do not see, at this point, any extreme mis-evaluation of assets in the United States," Bernanke said in testimony to the Senate Banking Committee.



BERNANKE BLINDED LIKE ITS NIGHT
(Blinded by the Light, Bruce Springstein)
WilliamBanzai7

Blinded like its night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

Blinded like its night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

Blinded like its night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

Conman Larry Summers runs his fantasy numbers and this bearded genius tells us its aok
Economy's in the dumps sick with the unemployment mumps as this incessant fool pumps his way with a bunch of humdrum
With a boulder on his shoulder he says he's feelin' kinda older after he tripped on Greenspan's merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing heart bleeding and wheezing the economic calliope crashes to the ground

The economic calliope crashes to the ground

And he was blinded like the night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

And he was blinded like the night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

And he was blinded like the night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Another bubble just in plain sight.

Some silicone headed number twister his transistor Mister told him a jobless recovery is just what it takes
He said I'll turn you on sonny, there's nothing wrong, play that song with the funky break
And go-cart Geithner was checkin' out the recovery chart to see if it was safe to play outside
And the little Early-Burly came by to visit this bearded bald head wurly and asked him if he'd tell another bald faced lie.

Asked him if he'd tell another bald faced lie!

And he was blinded like its night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

And he was blinded like its night.
Wrapped up like a douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight.

But Obama, that's where the fun is.

But Obama, that's where the fun is.

Obama always told us not to look in to the eyes of the sun,
But Obama, that's where the fun is.

Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone writer from the east coast
Says: "Dethrone the Goldman Squid dictator, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And this new-mown economic chaperone is standin' on a DC corner, watchin' the bankers dance their obscene bonus dance. And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen brain zone reminding him of a quack finance known as the quantitative ease.

The economic calliope crashes to the ground

And he was blinded like the night.
Wrapped up like another douche,
Yet another bubble just in plain sight...

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