BANZAI7 NEWS--A profession not known for giving freebies -- ever -- has decided to offer its services gratis, just in time for the COP15 climate conference in Copenhagen. When Copenhagen's mayor, Ritt Bjerregaard, sent off a message to local hotels urging them not to assist hotel guests in town for the event hooking up with... well... hookers, the pros struck back.
Country delegates will be awarded special bonus points ("PoPs") for submitting additional greenhouse gas reduction targets ("FaRTS"). The program is expected to result in a game changing World Climax Change conference. So far China and India are leading in bonus PoPs. President Obama is also planning to attend the conference with some surprise FaRTS in his back pocket.
Al Gore commented: "Why didn't I think of that! Excuse me, my travel agent is calling."
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