BANZAI7 NEWS--President Barack Obama will show the limits of his ability to attack unemployment as he hosts a job- creation seance at the White House today.
The forum will assemble a room full of Chicago economists, union heads, business leaders, magicians, clairvoyants, derivative bankers, quantitative finance engineers, real estate mortgage brokers, camera phone papparazzis, Korean Nail Salon Owners, Foot Massage Institute, representatives of the American Burger Flipping Association, Gas Pumper United, Brothels Online, Reality TV Show Think Tank, the Guangzhou and Tijuana Manufacturer's Association and Republicans Out of Office. Larry Houdini, the head of the White House Council of Spiritual and Economic Advisors will lead the ritual.
With the nation’s unemployment rate at a 23-year high of 10.2 percent, Obama will solicit spirit world feedback on job-creation proposals such as the design of new innovative securities, bigger cars requiring more gas pumpers, innovative mortgage solutions for unemployed homebuyers, beef substitutes for cheaper and better synthetic burgers and ideas for White House reality TV shows such as the "Gate Crashers." A special work shop will be held on careers in law and banking.
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