Wednesday, December 2, 2009

DEAR LIBERACE UNVEILS LONG ANTICIPATED KIMCHEE PUT


BANZAI7 NEWS--In a surprise move, North Korea has unveiled the FWMD known as the "kimchee put" replacing its national currency as of today, according to several sources.

One source relayed that from 2 P.M. the old paper currency started being exchanged for a new one, while another source from Pyongyang claimed that the switch began at 11 A.M.

The exchange rate for the new currency is 100:1, so new ten won bills are to be put for old 1,000 won bills.

North Korean Leader "Dear Liberace" has been obsessed with FWMD for some time: "If its a weapon and causes financiaw mass detwuction I want it now! Dear Liberace, a conno-sewer of spicey squid, has also expressed a keen interest in meeting Lloyd Blankfein.

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