BANZAI7 NEWS--After five years of secret construction, the cloak is coming off a privately funded spacecraft designed to fly well-heeled tourists into space.
The long-awaited glimpse of SpaceShipTwo, slated for rollout Monday in the Mojave Desert, could not come sooner for the scores of wannabe astronauts who have forked over part of their disposable income for the chance to float in zero gravity.
As a special promotion, SpaceShipTwo has announced that is is planning to load bankers from ToBigToFail Wall Street Banks on a final mission to boldly go where we all want them to go forever.
Please take Larry Summers while you are at it.
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