Tuesday, April 20, 2010

THE BANZAI7 GUIDE TO EXOTIC CREDIT DERIVATIVES AND QUANTATIVE GUFF


"In this world of fancy stuff, you can't get enough of that old Q Guff! "


Ok, you're ready and eager. Lets get started with Level 1 of our home study course.

Synthetic Swaps for dummies by Dick the Gorilla & Co.

Lehman Exotic Credit Derivatives                                                            

Slide show on CDO Basics: here.

Feeling sophisticated? You're now ready for Level 2 of our home study course:

Read this:

Intro to Credit Derivatives-JP Morgan

Ok, now you understand as much Q Guff as sophisticated German and Dutch bankers who previously worked at banks now owned by Americans and Englishmen.

Are you ready to become a Q Guff expert by proceeding to Level 3?

Read this:

CDOs all in my brain....

OK, now you're ready for Level 4 of the Banzai7 exotic credit derivatives home study course. How to generate Q Guff product... Read this:

J.P. Morgan Chase Sub Prime Flyer

Ok, now that you are ready to become a full fledged Q Guff Camel salesman, read this to learn how to sell camel dung to sophisticated idiots:

The Annotated Abacus Scam (Goldman Squid)

Related reading: Thai Gem Scam

Congratulations, now you are ready for a story, because every great deal has its own story:

The Emperor of Wall Street Has No Clothes!

Advanced study (extra credit reading):
Credit Crunch--The New Financial Snack                                                            

SWAP TANGO: Das

1 comment:

  1. "It's like money falling from the SKY!"

    Who approved that marketing piece, for crying out loud?

    ReplyDelete