"In this world of fancy stuff, you can't get enough of that old Q Guff! "
Ok, you're ready and eager. Lets get started with Level 1 of our home study course.
Synthetic Swaps for dummies by Dick the Gorilla & Co.
Lehman Exotic Credit Derivatives
Slide show on CDO Basics: here.
Feeling sophisticated? You're now ready for Level 2 of our home study course:
Read this:
Intro to Credit Derivatives-JP Morgan
Ok, now you understand as much Q Guff as sophisticated German and Dutch bankers who previously worked at banks now owned by Americans and Englishmen.
Are you ready to become a Q Guff expert by proceeding to Level 3?
Read this:
CDOs all in my brain....
OK, now you're ready for Level 4 of the Banzai7 exotic credit derivatives home study course. How to generate Q Guff product... Read this:
J.P. Morgan Chase Sub Prime Flyer
Ok, now that you are ready to become a full fledged Q Guff Camel salesman, read this to learn how to sell camel dung to sophisticated idiots:
The Annotated Abacus Scam (Goldman Squid)
Related reading: Thai Gem Scam
Congratulations, now you are ready for a story, because every great deal has its own story:
The Emperor of Wall Street Has No Clothes!
Advanced study (extra credit reading):
Credit Crunch--The New Financial Snack
SWAP TANGO: Das
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