Monday, April 26, 2010

MERCEDES BENZ



Oh Lloyd, won't you buy me a red Ferrari?
My friends all hate Porches, I must make amends.
Scammed hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lloyd, don't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!

Oh Lloyd, won't you buy me a fat flat screen TV ?
Dialed up some Enrons before they dialed me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lloyd, won't you buy me a fat flat screen TV ?

Oh Lloyd, won't you buy me a night on bottle service town?
I'm counting on you, Lloyd, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lloyd, won't you buy me a night on bottle service town?

Everybody!
Oh Lloyd, won't you buy me a big red Ferrari!
My friends all hate Porsches, I must make amends,
Scammed hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lloyd, don't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

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