The Consumer Financial Bureau Investigations unit (C.F.B.I.) would be run by musicians appointed by the president, have power to write parody lyrics for songs (inter alia) about companies offering financial services and be funded mainly through door fees, according to a two-page summary the Connecticut Democrat circulated this weekend. The CFBI would report to the Treasury Secretary who would continue to be appointed by Goldman Sachs.
"Are you boys from the CFBI? No mam, we're musicians."
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