JACKASS JIHAD

BANZAI7 NEWS--Libya's Moronman Gaddafi has called for a jackass jihad, against UBS Bank Switzerland, as an ongoing diplomatic row heats up.

He criticised the performance of his managed portfolio and said Muslims must boycott the Bank the BBC reported.

There have been tensions between Libya and Switzerland since 2008, when one of Gaddafi's sons was arrested in Geneva, accused of sleeping with two pidegree Swiss mountain goats.

A Swiss foreign ministry spokesman declined to comment on the jackass jihad call.

The Libyan leader made his comments while speaking at a meeting to mark the birthday of Ruby Venzuela.

"Let us wage jackass jihad against Switzerland, UBS Bank and financial innovation," he said.