DANCIN EU BAILOUT QUEEN

BANZAI7 NEWS--EU officials are uniting to oppose President Barack Obama’s proposed limits on banks’ size and risk-taking, according to a draft document. Their position, which they will ratify at a two-day meeting starting today, comes after Obama last month urged the adoption of the so-called “Volcker rule,” named for former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker.

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DANCIN EU BAILOUT QUEEN
(Dancing Queen, ABBA)
WilliamBanzai7

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your deadbeat life
Ooh see those Euro fools, watch that scene
Dig in those European bailout queens

Friday night in Brussels the lights are low
Looking out for the PIGS pot of gold
Where they play the monetary union's violins, getting in the swing
You come in looking for a bailout king

Any French or German sucker could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of moral hazard music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a bailout dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing Euro bailout queen
Dumb, Greek, broken ATM machine
Dancing queen, feel the beat
From the IMF's tambourine, oh yeah

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your debt-beat life
Ooh see those Euro fools, watch that scene
Dig in those European bailout queens

You're a busted teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave your creditors burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a bailout dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing Euro bailout queen
Dumb, Greek, broken ATM machine
Dancing queen, feel the beat
From the IMF's tambourine, oh yeah

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your debt-beat life
Ooh see that see those Euro fools, watch that scene
Dig in the dancin bailout queens
Dig in the dancin bailout queens