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BANZAI7 NEWS--Cuban cigars — that quintessential emblem of high living, celebration and excess — have not weathered the downturn well, according to The Associated Press.

Cuban cigar sales fell 8 percent in 2009. The article attributes the decline primarily to a dwindling demand in Spain (the biggest market for Cuban cigars) and less international travel (and therefore, fewer sales at duty-free shops at airports).

Faced with such challenges, Cuba’s state-run tobacco company is turning its sights to an untapped market: Al Cohiba Terrorists