Wednesday, February 24, 2010

SHAMU ON US

BANZAI7 OCEANOGRAPHIC INSTITUTE--Imagine, if you will....You are of a highly intelligent and social terrestrial species, but  captured by a strange alien species that lives underwater. They put you in a white room roughly the size of a jail cell at Alcatraz and expect you to work for your daily hot dogs performing silly inane tricks like jumping through hoops and fetching toys 3 times a day. Sometimes the aliens come into your cell and ride on your back. You do this for 10 or 20 years. One day after reading about record Wall Street bonuses in the Wall Street Journal you get a chance to grab one of the little suckers and show them how you really feel.

Does this give you an idea of what happened at sea world?

2 comments:

  1. Classic, WB7!

    "Sometimes the aliens come into your cell and ride on your back. You do this for 10 or 20 years. One day after reading about record Wall Street bonuses in the Wall Street Journal you get a chance to grab one of the little suckers and show them how you really feel."

    Thank goodness for that Pakistani lawyer a few posts ago!

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  2. I have high expectations for that Pakistani lawyer.

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