U.F.O.s

BANZAI7 NEWS--A hovering triangle and a silky-white residue join near financial misses, government bailouts, Greek swaps and strange derivatives in the British government's latest release of its files on Unidentified Financial Object (UFO)  sightings.

Made public Thursday, the files are the fifth collection of records about Unidentified Financial Objects to be released by the British  Ministry of Defense and The National Archives as part of a project to open the debate up to a wider audience: Are there or are there not unidentified financial objects or UFOs?

Thursday's release is the largest so far, totaling more than 6,000 pages of material from 1994 to 2009.
The files include a sighting by one Paul Caruso in Birmingham, England, in September 2008. He said he came home from work at 4 a.m. to see a large blue triangle-shaped craft hovering over his back garden next to the giant Chinese woman who lives right next door.

It was silent but caused dogs in the neighborhood to bark, the report said. It "shot off and disappeared" after about three minutes, the report said, leaving behind a "silky-white substance" ("snow job") on the treetops, some of which he saved in a jar.