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BANZAI7--It is the perfect way for Bankster high-fliers to escape pitchfork and torch carrying mobs. A company is set to produce the first commercial JETPACKS – and one could be yours for just $70,000.  The populist beating packs will be manufactured after a  deal was signed with an international aircraft company this week.

Martin Aircraft Company, in Christchurch, New Zealand, aims to make 500 packs a year allowing first-bankster emergency escape propulsion through the skies.