SOMBER BIRTHDAY IN NORTH KOREA

BANZAI7 NEWS--North Korea today marked the 68th birthday of its leader, Dear Liberace, with extravagant eulogies, dance spectaculars and a brilliant closed circuit rendition of Dear Liberace's favorite tune-Chopsticks – but the celebrations took place amid anxiety over his health, the fragile state of the economy and the game changing realization that the real Riberace is actuary dead.