Thursday, September 24, 2009

ACORN PIRATES


BANZAI7 NEWS--Closely following the recent guerilla news expose of ACORN employees offering tax and business advise to two Republican burger flippers posing as a white superfly pimp and a Columbian hooker who actually speaks English, a team of Somali entrepreneurs posing as pirates reportedly obtained assistance from a Fort Lauderdale ACORN office on how and when to hijack a cruise vessel loaded with young Republicans training to become BORAT-ilists.

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