Sunday, September 20, 2009
I'm A Nut Job Speaks Out at Rally
BANZAI7 NEWS--Self presumed Iranian President I'm-a-Nutjob attempted to set the record straight on a number items at a rally on Friday. Mr. Nutjob said:
1. The Holocaust is "a false pretext to create Israel."
2. It is absolutely not true that unprotected sex with goats is dangerous.
3. My father married a goat.
4. I am the living proof.
5. Although I am half goat, I'd walk a kilometer for a camel!
Iranian animal rights activists were out in force to protest nutty one's bestial habits.
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