Sunday, September 20, 2009

I'm A Nut Job Speaks Out at Rally

BANZAI7 NEWS--Self presumed Iranian President I'm-a-Nutjob attempted to set the record straight on a number items at a rally on Friday. Mr. Nutjob said:

1. The Holocaust is "a false pretext to create Israel."

2. It is absolutely not true that unprotected sex with goats is dangerous.

3. My father married a goat.

4. I am the living proof.

5. Although I am half goat, I'd walk a kilometer for a camel!

Iranian animal rights activists were out in force to protest nutty one's bestial habits.

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