Thursday, September 24, 2009


BANZAI7 NEWS-- An unemployed man has unearthed the largest hoard of Anglo-Saxon gold ever found with the help of his metal detector. Experts are now calculating its value—a process that could take more than a year because of its size.

Terry Herbert from Burntwood, Staffordshire, stumbled on the hoard in a private field with his trusty 14-year-old metal detector.

Running out of new ideas to stimulate the economy and reduce the health care costs of fast food obesity, Timmy Geithner has reportedly recommended an emergency order of 100 million metal detectors from Chinese manufacturers.

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