
BANZAI7 NEWS--Fresh out of Gaddafi's Big Top goat harem, Iranian Self Pressumed President I'm-a-Nut-Job has called on the US media to shift their focus away from the Holocaust into other massacres that have taken place in the world.
Nutjob said: "For example, did you know California state authorities are hunting for the perpetrators who killed 15 goats being used as part of a fire prevention brush-clearing exercise. The infidel bastard who did this shot them all with a small-caliber gun inside a portable corral in Oakland's King Estates Recreation Area.
I am half goat, my mother is a goat and I love goats. So this is very distressing news to me."
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