Wednesday, September 23, 2009
LIBYAN BIG SHOT IN BIG TEEPEE WITH BIG TOUPEE IN BIG APPLE: HEAP BIG TROUBLE
BANZAI7--Shunned Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi slept in the Barnum and Bailey Circus Big Top at Coney Island last night as officials in the suburban town of Bedford issued a stop-work order on his palatial four story tent being erected on property owned by Donald Trump. Trump made the last minute circus arrangements after the Libyan leader's tent fell through.
Early this morning the Big Top collapsed when a herd of circus goats enticed into a soiree by Gadaffi and his guest Iranian President I'm-a-Nut-Job, was frightened into a stampede by Trump's goat hair toupee.
The Donald is rumoured to be in discussions to syndicate a new TV show MC'd by Gadaffi: "The Asshole"