Election Night Thriller
(Thriller, Michael Jackson)
WilliamBanzai7

It's close To Midnight and There's Vile Republican's Lurking in The Dark.
Under The Moonlight, You See A GOP Ticket That Almost Stops Your Heart.
You Try To Scream, But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.
You Start To Freeze, As Old Count McCain Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're Paralyzed

You Hear The Voting Booth Slam, And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.
You Feel The Cold Hold, And Wonder If You'll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes, And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,
But All The While, You Hear GOP Creatures Creepin' Up Behind
You're Out Of Time

They're Out to Get You, There's Robot Callers Closing In On Every Side.
They Will Possess You, Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial.
Now Is the Time for You and I to Cuddle Close Together.
All Thru The Night, I'll Save You From NeoCon Terror On The Screen,
I'll Make You See

(Narrated by Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land, The Voting Hour Is Close At Hand.
Grisley RNC Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Your Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Voting them Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell, And Rot Inside an Economic shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of McCain's Negative Campaign Drivel
And Redneck Ghouls From Every Trailer Park Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Intelligent Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of the Election Day Thriller

'Cause this Is Thriller, McCain Campaign Killer Night
You Gotta Vote or No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about Strike.
You Know its Thriller, McCain Campaign Killer Night
You're fighting for Your American Life inside an Election Night Thriller.