THE RATING AGENCIES
(The Adams Family Song)
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They're sleepy and they're stupid,
Mysterious and crooked,
They're all together shakey,
The Rating Agencies.

Their models are a screa-um.
When people come to see 'em
Their living in a drea-um.
The Rating Agencies.

Moody's

S&P

Fitch

So get a Wall Street witch's shawl on.
Conflicts? Pay their fees to get them crawlin.
We're gonna pay a call on
The Rating Agencies.