HEDGE SLAMMER
(Sledge Hammer, Peter Gabriel)
WilliamBanzai7

You could have a net gain
If you just laid on your back
You could have your P&L flying
When leverage was cheap and
the market wind was at your back

All your trades were long
It was easy and it was sweet

You could be a swinging big dipper
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have three fast ferraris bumping
You thought the performance fees would never end

Now the markets a hedge slammer
Why don't you call it a day
Oh the markets just a hedge slammer
This will be your testimony
Now you have to earn a fair wage
the old fashioned way
Cos life's hard for a hedge hog
You don't have to be a sage to know
Money don't grow on trees