HITLER'S BRAIN: THE PLOT THICKENS

BANZAI7 NEWS--Scientists at the University of Connecticut say that extensive testing has conclusively shown that a skull fragment that Russian officials claimed was from Adolf Hitler was in fact from a woman.

Some historians expressed doubt that the Führer had shot himself, speculating that accounts of Hitler’s death had been embellished to present his suicide in a suitably heroic light. But a fragment of skull, complete with bullet hole, which was taken from the bunker by the Russians and displayed in Moscow in 2000, appeared to settle the argument.

Authorities are now investigating reports that the movie "They Saved Hitler's Brain" was actually a documentary. An investigation of Hitler's blogging activities is also under way.



And a re-examination of all video footage...



And a number of other credible scenarios...