Friday, October 2, 2009

THEY SAVED TED WILLIAMS BRAIN


BANZAI7 NEWS--Workers at a cryonics facility mutilated the frozen head of Hall of Fame baseball player Ted Williams, the author of a new book alleges.

In "Frozen," Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Arian Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., describes how Williams' frozen head was repeatedly abused by former SS scientists, the New York Daily News reported.

The book due out Tuesday alleges gruesome behavior at the facility, where bodies are kept suspended in liquid nitrogen in case future generations learn how to revive them.

The book does not dispel rumors that Hitler's brain is also alive and well.

1 comment:

  1. You know, there was a show on This American Life about cryonics which is worth a listen.

    Also, speaking of crying, you should check out

    http://lynnrockets.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/lynnrockets-vs-republicans/

    for all the fake crying from the right wing.

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