Wednesday, January 20, 2010

BANZAI7 POLL: Yields Not So Surprising Results

BANZAI7 INSTITUTE FOR POLITICAL CHAOS--Following the upset victory in Massachusetts, a blind Poll conducted by the Banzai7 institute has yielded the following results:

4 out of 5 Americans have no idea what the proposed Healthcare Bill says.

4.9 out of 5 Wall Street executives are outraged that their bonuses have been chopped.

4.9 out of 5 Americans thinks Credit Default Swaps are late night snacks.

1 out of 10 Americans is unemployed.

Illegal Mexican aliens are uniformly optimistic about America's future.

1 out of 5 Americans is without health insurance.

5 out of 5 health insurance executives think change is a bad idea.

4 out 5 Republicans think Sarah Palin's book is a thoughtful, meaningful, profound and enlightening tome.

The three most important issues on American minds are: Will Conan join Fox TV?, Is Tiger Woods in Sex Rehab and Who will win this year's American Idol.

Nobody thinks Obama and the rest of the US government including the Republican minority, is doing a good job.

Everyone thinks nothing has changed.

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