OSAMA BIN GOATEE

BANZAI7 NEWS--Osama bin Goatee urged DAVOs delegates to end reliance on the U.S. dollar as one solution to the global financial crisis and said the Volcker plan did not go far enough. He also blamed developed countries for climate change but forgot to mention his petrol financed family fortune. He went on to complain bitterly about the Toyota recall and lamented that there are no Toyota dealers in Waziristan.

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Bin Goatee also revealed that Al Qaeda is considering changing its name to AL PETA.