Tuesday, January 26, 2010

VIKRAM PANDIT EATS IT

NYT--Some critics of finance may assume that all Wall Street executives enjoy are the finest and most expensive of meals. Nothing less than the power-lunch extravaganzas at the Four Seasons or San Pietro will do.

That’s not always true. Just ask Vikram S. Pandit.

It turns out that the Citigroup chief executive appreciates more homey fare, including Sylvia’s, the famed Harlem soul food joint, and SushiAnn, a self-proclaimed “no-nonsense” sushi restaurant right around the corner from the bank’s Midtown Manhattan offices.




VIRAM PANDIT SING'S EAT IT
(Eat It, Wierd Al Yankovic)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfcOriVKBM

How come you're always such a fussy bankster man?
Don't want no 3 Martini lunch, don't want no Russian caviar with clams
Well, why don't you know bankers are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of FDIC financed food you hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your bailout plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more fried chicken, have some more sweet tater pie
It doesn't matter, it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your board room manners are a smorgasborg of shame
You're playin' with your bailout food like it's some kind of game
Now, if your bankers starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

You better listen, better do what you're told ooh
You haven't even touched your subprime tuna sushi roll ooh
You better chow down or it's gonna get warm before it gets cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more bonus cap yogurt, have some more Volcker spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a  modified mortgage banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If your stocks gone cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more fried chicken,(woohoo) have some more sweet tater pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a mortgage mod banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

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