OBAMA MOONS NASA

BANZAI7 NEWS--NASA's grand plan to land on the moon, built on President George W. Bush's vision of an ambitious chapter in space exploration, is about to vanish with hardly a whimper.

With the release Monday of President Obama's budget request, NASA will get the new administration's new marching orders, and there won't be anything in there about flying to the moon. Instead, the US will be sending missiles to Taiwan.

Obama said: "I know this is hard to believe, but my predecessor apparently was unaware that we already landed on the moon and I love Taiwanese food. Let the Chinese conquer the moon, they haven't been there yet."