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BANZAI7 NEWS--Anti-aging mania: Not just for your face anymore! Now there's My New Pink Button, genital cosmetic colorant. Or, as one expert comentator calls it: Pussy dye. So, are you a Marilyn, a Bettie, a Ginger or an Audry?

MNPB comes in four shades: Marilyn is the lightest and "good for beginners." What's Bettie like? "Think of that favorite lipstick you wear for those dressy black tie affairs." Audry is a "bold burgundy pink color" for "the woman that loves to be daring." Rainbow Ginger was "developed for 'Women of Color.'"

Products in development include "My New Rainbow Tea Bag" and no, we don't make this stuff up.