Tuesday, January 5, 2010

EXPLOSIVE BOO BOO


BANZAI7 NEWS--Authorities shut down a California airport on Tuesday after a suspicious amber liquid in a passenger's bag tested positive for explosives -- only to ultimately determine that the substance was honey.

Yogi Bear, who had been visiting family in the central California city of Bakersfield, was allowed to return home to Jellystone National Park.

"The substances in the bottles did turn out to be honey. They tested negative for all explosives and narcotics. It is nothing but honey. Looks like they made a BooBoo." Ranger Smith told Reuters.

1 comment:

  1. The TSA, keeping us safe from honey.

    Glad I'm not seeing this first hand like I did the day after the Shoe Bomber. And the other 399 flights from 9/12/01 to 1/1/04.

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