Thursday, January 14, 2010

FOUR WORDS

BANZAI7 NEWS--"You know ... something happened a long time ago in Haiti. … They got together and swore a pact to the Devil," Pat Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club" Wednesday.

"They said, 'We will serve you if you get us free from the French.' True story."

That's right: Robertson suggests the Haitians brought the earthquake on themselves; in a deal with Satan.

"And so, the Devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out," he went on. "You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another."


Pat Robertson.....


4 comments:

  1. I wish he would just die already in a bath of H2SO4.

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  2. Better living through chemistry.

    I smelled sulfur and thought he'd want to take a bath to wash away the smell. I just wanted him to have extra oxygen to help
    get rid of the smell. You need water and oxygen to live. I can't help it that the laws of physics and chemistry make water, oxygen and sulfur combine to make sulfuric acid....

    From
    www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html
    Do You Have Demons in Your Colon?
    When you smell sulfur, you know Satan has been around. .... This is a Devil-run
    world, and Christians have always been the minority. ...


    Seriously, though, how does this Robertson POS get a tax exemption? What about
    Rick-I-Need-a-Million-Dollars-so-we-can-kill-gays-in-Uganda-Warren? As a
    taxpayer, I'm sick of this. Faith-Based-Initiatives, my ass. Why is religion and
    some of their hate being funded by public dollars?

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