SECRET MOON BASE DISCOVERED

BANZAI7 NEWS-- An international team of scientists say they've discovered a protected lunar "lava tube" -- a deep, giant hole -- that might well be a secret Al Qaeda moon base code named "camel-f#ck".

The vertical hole, in the Tora Bora region on the moon's back side, is 213 feet wide and is estimated to be more than 260 feet deep, according to findings published in Geophysical Research Letters, a journal of the American Geophysical Union.

More important, the scientists say, the camel hole is protected from the moon's harsh temperatures and meteorite strikes by a thin sheet of lava. That makes the tube a good candidate for  possible inhabitation by Mooning Space Jihadis the article says.