Monday, February 8, 2010

LASERS EXPEDITE MATING RITUALS IN IRAN

BANZAI7 NEWS--Tehran is hosting an exhibition of Laser Science and Technology Achievements to show the latest advances by Iranian scientists in the field.

The display, which includes high-tech laser instruments made by young Iranian scientists, is the first show of its kind in the country.

Iranian president I'm-a-Nutjob took part in the opening ceremony.

"Today we admit with pride that scientists and researchers of our country are in the vanguard of laser science. We have high hopes that these fantastic technologies will greatly expedite our reolutionary mating rituals," Mr. Ahmadinejad said during the opening ceremony of the exhibit.

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