MR. T PARTY CONVENTION

BANZAI7 NEWS--The 600 delegates at the National Mr. T Party Convention feel taxed to death, bullied by their elected representatives and late night TV talk show hosts, and appalled at them federal fool's spending their money. Their anger has helped claim some political scalps, and they vow to "T-ake back A-merica." What is unclear to them, and to the political establishment watching warily, is how the T party A-Team might accomplish this.

Mr. T had this to say: