Friday, November 13, 2009
BAILOUT CLOWNS HARD AT WORK
BANZAI7 NEWS--Bank of America (BAC) is in the midst of a frantic search for an emergency CEO to succeed Ken Lewis, who is stepping down before the end of the year.
According to USA Today, BofA Chairman Walter Massey, who is leading the search, is currently on vacation on a ship and will not be reachable until Nov. 23, according to Morehouse College, where Massey is president emeritus. Just in time to cut the turkey.
The ship is apparently not equipped with an INMARSAT terminal and the Bank cannot afford to rent a SAT phone for its Chairman...
Here's a frightful idea. Imagine being on the same boat with Blankfart, Beanmush, Massey and Lewis.
How many Billions did BofA swallow?