GEITHNER GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

SECRETARY GEITHNER GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
(GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER, Randy Brooks)
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Chorus: Geithner got run over by a bailout reindeer
Walking home from the White House Christmas Eve.
You might say there's no such thing as public outrage,
But as for Barack, Dodd and Barney, they believe.

Verse:

He'd been drinkin' too much Wall Street eggnog,
So its best he had to go.
But he wrote a silly proposal full of regulatory flim flam
Defiant as he was, he said real Wall Street reform?, "Hell, no!"

When they found him Christmas morning',
At the scene of the attack,
There was a note stuck to his forehead
It said, "Just get us all our bail out dollars back!"

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Now we're all so proud of Jamie Dimon,
He runs JP Morgan Bank just so well.
See him in there watchin' Goldman's PR Hell,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards like a banker who thinks he doesn't smell.

It's not Wall Street Christmas without Geithner
No free bailout toasters, no one to block the Glass Steagall Act
And we just can't help but wonder
Can Obama bomb Osama with FWMD in a sneak attack?

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Now the Special Inspector's report is on the table
And it shows how Goldman's Blankfein danced his bailout jig.
And just how badly Geithner's NY Fed got gang banged
By the Goldman/AIG bailout drilling rig.

Better warn all your Congressmen and politician neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should be putting Wall Street hacks in Treasury
After being schtupped by Goldman Sachs and AIG!

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