YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!

BANZAI7--Starting tomorrow, all Goldman Sachs employees aren’t allowed to gather in groups of 12 or more outside the office. All means all!

Goldman, if you recall, canceled its holiday party for a second year in a row — banker soirees being seen as somewhat bad form at time when it seems everybody else is standing in the unemployment line.



YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO CHRISTMAS PARTY
(Beastie Boys)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdAUnnU9Ac

You wake up on the trading room floor - man you just wanna go
You ask your CEO, "Please?" - but he still says, "No!"
You missed six parties - and your just a trading room clerk
But your boss preaches bailout class like you're some kind of Federal clerk

(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to Christmas party

The man upstairs caught you toking in the well - and he said, "No way!"
That hypocritical geek - smokes quantitative crack all day
Man, living at 85 Broad is such a drag
Now your Ivy League boss threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!)

(repeat chorus)

Don't step out of this trading house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my bank is you don't cut that hair
That geek baldman busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, Lloyd you're just jealous - it's Banzai7 and the Bailout Boys!

(repeat chorus twice)